Half Baked

  No, I'm not high..my pot-smoking days are long gone. Half Baked is God's gift to fat people..a delicious blend of fudge brownie, cookie dough, and chocolate ice cream. Thank you Ben & Jerry. Thank you for contributing to the fat fund. What a wonderful way to start this post of nothingness.  Now that I've impressed you with my rhetoric, let's go deeper.

  I have found one of my greatest struggles in life to be COM 101, aka, Public Speaking. Why do I struggle? (you would ask if you were here)..well it's because how pointless is it for a camp/event speaker to have to get up and deliver speeches about your favorite birthday present. Question answered- It is VERY pointless. Moving on.....

  You wouldn't know I had carpet in my  room...that is unless you removed the 34 layers of clothes that are all over the place. I'm probably one of the most anal-retentive, organized guys you'll meet...but laundry is my arch-nemesis. Speaking of arch-nemeses.........

  I get along with most people..really I do. However there was once this lady, commonly referred to by those who shared in the experiences with me as: Crazy C. Anyway, this lady was a certified nut-job, volunteer youth "leader", and parent of one of the youth when I was leading at First Pres. I swear to you..she stalks me. I can go to the remotest of areas...like Stone Door in Tennessee-she is there. On Saturday I was at the Luis Palau festival-she is behind me like all day. Speaking of the Orlando Festival..........

   I worked the World Promotional Services booth at the Orlando Festival for 12 hours Saturday. My sunburn rivaled that of an English-Disney-Fanny-pack Sporting-Tourist. Yet, probably the most interesting part of my day was sharing my testimony and listening to that of one Stephen Baldwin. Now I have never been one to get excited about "famous people". This guy came up and started talking to me. He was wearing sunglasses and had dyed his hair black. After launching into my story, he took off his glasses and I realized it was him. He gave me his card and we prayed together. I was so caught up in the celebrity of him that my ADD spun into a crazy line of thought. If I get this excited in the presence of a mere B-list actor...how great will the day be that I come before the Father. I revel in that future. I can't wait.

  Blaaah let's see what else. I absolutely love my job @ Hunter Real Estate Services. I get to work for such a solid and experienced Christian industry guy in the morning, David Hunter, el presidente himself. In the afternoon, I get to work for the sweetest Christian Realtor, Patsy Woody. By June I will be a licensed Realtor and well on my way to making some legitimate dolla dolla bills y'all. Ultimately, a great and unchartered mission field for me with the direct backing of Christians running the show. God is good in this regard especially.

  Obligatory Random Thought Section: Pollen sucks-especially on my car. Trash, like laundry, is a vicious cycle. Teaching Japanese students that don't speak English isn't fun. I don't enjoy indecisiveness when dealing with people. I think saying "Make it Wet" @ Tijuana Flats is raunchy. College is nothing more than coordinated busy work. If I could have any additional gift in life, it would be that of musical talent. Working with lesbians at work, both of whom are named Staci is slightly peculiar. I enjoy debating homosexuality with bisexuals. I want to break through the major defense mechanisms of one of the Lake Highland guys. Having 6 email accounts is a bad call. Google Earth is the coolest invention (second to pockets). What's wrong with making the Gospels fun? What's love got to do with it..got to do with it? What's love but a second hand emotion? Just when wine connoisseurs impress me I think, how lame. I have a huge -and largely unrecognized until recently- love of aviation and planes. Perhaps I just like toys-boats, cars, planes. Why do I call the dog "boo-boo"...it's name is Duchess. What kind of name is Duchess? Apparently I am the unofficial conversationalist for middle school boy's sex questions. Do they make a pair of sunglasses to fit my funky face? If you have read this far, should you consider reevaluating how you spend your time?

  Skydiving in 6 days...until then Peace<><

Comments

[TranMan]

Good running into you Sat. It was fun at the Orlando Festival and Steven Baldwin was totally rad.

[Leslie]

You forgot one random thought on this post...something to the effect of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NEW BFF LESLIE POLLARD. HA HA HA